I've collected a fair amount of humorous material over the years.
Note that there is some duplication of entries, some items fit in more than
Disclaimer: I didn't write it, I just found it.
|This information is in the process of being
reorganized and updated. New files are added on a regular basis.
Computers and Technology
Real Programmers play the same way they work.... with computers. Not only
that, they tell jokes about them, too.
- Pentium Floating Point
- Analogies and Comparisons
- Microsoft and PCs
I'm a victim, you're a victim, she's a victim,
Wouldn't you like to be a victim too...
Be a victim,
Go sue somebody...
Don't look a gift hippopotamus in the mouth, or question the metaphysical
impossibility of Santa Claus.
Just about the only show worth watching on TV today ...
Studies have shown that those who were read Dr. Seuss books during their
early years are much more likely to know what a Zans is.
Analogies and Comparisons
Apples and oranges, Apples and PCs, what would life be like without
Hey, we had to suffer through that interminable trial, so we might as well
laugh about it.
Who else would ask who takes care of everything when God goes on vacation,
or notice that the Emperor has no clothes?
Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?
Some jokes defy comprehension. These defy classification.
Humor at Other Sites
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