Funny Stuff

I've collected a fair amount of humorous material over the years. Note that there is some duplication of entries, some items fit in more than one category.

Disclaimer: I didn't write it, I just found it.

This information is in the process of being reorganized and updated. New files are added on a regular basis.

Computers and Technology

Real Programmers play the same way they work.... with computers. Not only that, they tell jokes about them, too.

Political Correctness

I'm a victim, you're a victim, she's a victim,
Wouldn't you like to be a victim too...
Be a victim,
Go sue somebody...


Don't look a gift hippopotamus in the mouth, or question the metaphysical impossibility of Santa Claus.

Star Trek

Just about the only show worth watching on TV today ...

Dr. Seuss

Studies have shown that those who were read Dr. Seuss books during their early years are much more likely to know what a Zans is.

Analogies and Comparisons

Apples and oranges, Apples and PCs, what would life be like without comparisons...

OJ Simpson

Hey, we had to suffer through that interminable trial, so we might as well laugh about it.


Who else would ask who takes care of everything when God goes on vacation, or notice that the Emperor has no clothes?


Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?


Some jokes defy comprehension. These defy classification.

Humor at Other Sites

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